All news featured here today comes from Facebook. It was revealed in Britain’s Daily Telegraph newspaper on the 1st July that Prince Charles, who is also the Duke of Cornwall, has received £1 million GBP from the estates of … Continue reading NEWS DIGEST 04.07.2020: In the UK, they’re deciding who stays and who leaves
Today is the festival of Eid-ul-Fitr, which marks the end of the fasting month of Ramadan for Muslims across the world. Our news sources for today are drawn from Facebook. Fun website GreenLemon in February this year published a … Continue reading NEWS DIGEST 24.05.2020: Funny kids, odd bosses
This little lad has an unbelievable laugh. Share this with a mate who laughs funny. Hurr-hurr-durr-durr…. snooooort!! VIDEO CREDITS: Alia Hellz Bachell. America’s Funniest Home Videos, Facebook, Facebook Inc. https://www.facebook.com/AFV/ UNILAD, Facebook, Facebook Inc. https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/ Continue reading VIDEO MOMENT: Gigglebiz
A little amusing joke to kick off your Sunday. IMAGE CREDITS: Tintu-Mon, Facebook, Facebook Inc. https://www.facebook.com/mrtintumon/?fref=photo Marie Hiles. Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: Three drunks and the taxi
Your mission….should you choose to accept it….is to look at the spy code matrix from CIA special ops below and locate the missing girl. We believe her last known whereabouts to have been in Calabasas, California. You have all the time in the world. Feel free to make a coffee, and get me one too while you’re there. Two sugars and milky por favor. The world’s safety….and eardrums…are at stake!! Apologies in advance to any fans of a certain mischievous Canadian pop singer….or spelling pedants. The CIA data operatives are so busy crunching code they barely have time to read … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: Find the girl!
Q. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? A. Nacho Cheese! This Saturday’s Humour Moment is dedicated to the cheesy joke. These are the sort of mildly hilarious jokes that make you titter and groan in equal measure. Humour-wise they smell worse than an entire overturned lorry of Stinking Bishop fromage on the North Circular, but are incredibly useful for entertaining the little ones as they grapple with their Cheestrings, Babybels and Dairylea Lunchables. This picture was originally published by the Co-operative group of companies from the U.K. The Co-operative Group is an ethical company that is involved … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: A cheesy joke from the Co-Operative
with Vipul Bhundia (image contributor) Those of you who are currently living or visiting the United States and Canada, or do not live there but have been following the news this past week, are presumably very much aware of the weird weather phenomenon that is gripping the north American continent. A body of extremely bitter cold air from the Arctic tundra has meandered its way down south and has enveloped the continent in very cold temperatures close to -40 to -50 degrees Celsius, coupled with heavy snow drifts. This phenomenon has been referred to by both meteorologists and the news … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: Snow-shovelling – There’s no app for that?!!
S. Nungesser (contributor/images) Vijay Shah (editor) It’s been a long time coming, but today the Half-Eaten Mind brings you a Humour Moment kindly donated by a friend who submitted it by email. It’s a quick and ruthless coffee-table joke about how some people never grow old graciously but also makes a giggle of that blessed ecstasy in getting a second chance at life, even though that chance might get quickly taken away, as the lady in the joke unfortunately finds out. Whether it’s ‘mutton dressed as lamb’, embarrassing their grandchildren with blood-curdling renditions of Take That songs, or splattering on a bit … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: Ladies of a certain age