HUMOUR MOMENT: Exercise??

  Exercise?? I thought you said “extra pies!” I’m a bit chubby myself, but not to the level of the orangutan up above. With my working life, doing two jobs, it’s very hard to find time to do exercise, especially since half of my family are doing sessions at the gym, but I try to sneak in some exercise whenever I can. And I don’t eat pies very often. IMAGE CREDIT: Via Sheik Atchia. Facebook, Facebook Inc. https://www.facebook.com/   Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: Exercise??

HUMOUR MOMENT: Don’t do drugs, do dhal puri

    Drugs are horrible substances. Whether legal or illegal, recreational narcotics usually cause harm to the body, damaging the user from the inside and out. So instead of sniffing that line or hitting that pipe, why not tuck into some Mauritian-style dhal puri instead. You’ll look a million rupees, and you won’t have to worry about the police pulling you over and busting you for illicit dhal puri possession. For those who have never encountered the awesomeness that is dhal puri, let me explain. This is a snack popular on the island of Mauritius and an unforgettable part of … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: Don’t do drugs, do dhal puri

HUMOUR MOMENT: The hare and the tortoise

  What would probably have happened if the hare and tortoise were to have their fabled race in today’s modern era. Slow and corrupt surely wins the race. IMAGE CREDITS: Cheng Sinzhan. Radio Plus – Mauritius/Ile-Maurice, Facebook, Facebook Inc. https://www.facebook.com/groups/radioplusilemaurice/ Related articles Movement Story – The Tortoise and the Hare This writing app deletes everything if you stop typing Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: The hare and the tortoise

HUMOUR MOMENT: Find the girl!

Your mission….should you choose to accept it….is to look at the spy code matrix from CIA special ops below and locate the missing girl. We believe her last known whereabouts to have been in Calabasas, California. You have all the time in the world. Feel free to make a coffee, and get me one too while you’re there. Two sugars and milky por favor. The world’s safety….and eardrums…are at stake!! Apologies in advance to any fans of a certain mischievous Canadian pop singer….or spelling pedants. The CIA data operatives are so busy crunching code they barely have time to read … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: Find the girl!

HUMOUR MOMENT: The dog and the donkey

with Noor Malick Akbarali (contributor) Today’s Humour Moment comes from a submission volunteered by my friend and colleague Noor. He works with me at our events and conferences company based in Euston, London. He originally comes from India and is a graduate in computer sciences and engineering from the University of Madras, in the south Indian city of Chennai. He speaks fluent Tamil and is a big fan of cats. He is also a technological whizzkid and once hacked into his Farmville account on a social media site and awarded himself $2 million. I have known him for around five years, … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: The dog and the donkey

HUMOUR MOMENT: A cheesy joke from the Co-Operative

  Q. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? A. Nacho Cheese! This Saturday’s Humour Moment is dedicated to the cheesy joke. These are the sort of mildly hilarious jokes that make you titter and groan in equal measure. Humour-wise they smell worse than an entire overturned lorry of Stinking Bishop fromage on the North Circular, but are incredibly useful for entertaining the little ones as they grapple with their Cheestrings, Babybels and Dairylea Lunchables. This picture was originally published by the Co-operative group of companies from the U.K. The Co-operative Group is an ethical company that is involved … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: A cheesy joke from the Co-Operative