HUMOUR MOMENT: Facebook newspaper joke

    What happened when a social media addict decided to enact their pastime in real life (IRL)!!   IMAGE CREDITS: Fun Pics and Stuff, Facebook, Facebook Inc. https://www.facebook.com/Fun.Pics.Stuff/ Sunshine Su. Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: Facebook newspaper joke

HUMOUR MOMENT: The Looter’s Prayer

Here’s a little something that I posted on Facebook way back in August 2011 (five years ago). To give you some context first, at that time riots and widespread looting was happening across the UK. The riots first started in my city, London, after a man was shot dead by police in questionable circumstances. The riots soon spread to other major cities. I posted this as a tongue-in-cheek joke and was not intended as a slur against any age or religious group. It is the Lord’s Prayer reimagined for the rioting classes, and here we have…. the Looter’s Prayer. May … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: The Looter’s Prayer

HUMOUR MOMENT: Find the girl!

Your mission….should you choose to accept it….is to look at the spy code matrix from CIA special ops below and locate the missing girl. We believe her last known whereabouts to have been in Calabasas, California. You have all the time in the world. Feel free to make a coffee, and get me one too while you’re there. Two sugars and milky por favor. The world’s safety….and eardrums…are at stake!! Apologies in advance to any fans of a certain mischievous Canadian pop singer….or spelling pedants. The CIA data operatives are so busy crunching code they barely have time to read … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: Find the girl!

HUMOUR MOMENT: The dog and the donkey

with Noor Malick Akbarali (contributor) Today’s Humour Moment comes from a submission volunteered by my friend and colleague Noor. He works with me at our events and conferences company based in Euston, London. He originally comes from India and is a graduate in computer sciences and engineering from the University of Madras, in the south Indian city of Chennai. He speaks fluent Tamil and is a big fan of cats. He is also a technological whizzkid and once hacked into his Farmville account on a social media site and awarded himself $2 million. I have known him for around five years, … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: The dog and the donkey

HUMOUR MOMENT: Ladies of a certain age

S. Nungesser (contributor/images) Vijay Shah (editor) It’s been a long time coming, but today the Half-Eaten Mind brings you a Humour Moment kindly donated by a friend who submitted it by email. It’s a quick and ruthless coffee-table joke about how some people never grow old graciously but also makes a giggle of that blessed ecstasy in getting a second chance at life, even though that chance might get quickly taken away, as the lady in the joke unfortunately finds out. Whether it’s ‘mutton dressed as lamb’, embarrassing their grandchildren with blood-curdling renditions of Take That songs, or splattering on a bit … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: Ladies of a certain age

HUMOUR MOMENT: The Annual Sanity Test

Are there times when you feel so much under strain that you are going to flip out and lose it? Has life become so confusing that you don’t know whether you are coming or going? Do you need to know whether things are still ticking over in the old grey matter?….   Take this test and find out! DISCLAIMER: This is a pretend test for jokey purposes and is not to be taken literally. This test is completely unsuitable for any kind of medical diagnoses. That’s what a doctor is for. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise … Continue reading HUMOUR MOMENT: The Annual Sanity Test